The lovely Miss KT Tunstall... |
Yesterday we met Team England and now it's time to go up north, enjoy the freezing cold, find the Loch Ness monster, wear a kilt, avoid local cuisine, drink some Irn Bru, struggle to understand people, make fun of English people (if you want to not get punched, glassed or potentially Glasgow smiled) and drink to the point of vomiting. We may even have time to check out some sweet, sweet Scottish music. Maybe.
TEAM SCOTLAND
Male Artist - Paolo Nutini
I'd love to pick Malcolm Middleton, but Paolo Nutini's much more likely to put on a show. Then again, we could always put Calvin Harris in. That could be interesting.
Female Artist - KT Tunstall
KT Tunstall needs a bit of a kick to revitalise her lagging career, and what a kick this would be. Performing in front of the world, representing Scotland.
Group - Franz Ferdinand
You'd prefer The Fratellis? I'm just kidding... they're alright. But no Scottish band can match the coolness levels that Alex Kapranos & Co. bring to the stage.
England and Scotland down, next stop... Wales! We're heading into Tom Jones country... ... ... ... be afraid.