Britney Spears Predicts Date of Apocalypse

Britney: Why yes, I am once more a hottie.



December 21, 2012. The great oracle, Britney Spears, has deemed this day as the end of the world as we know it. But don't worry, our salvation lies in a great dance party in the sewers which, luckily for us, are rat and slime free. It's simple; when meteors start falling from the sky, go underground and you'll survive.


So, um, yeah. The Spears has released the video for 'Till The World Ends' and... it's actually quite good. Much better than 'Hold It Against Me' (much, much better) and it looks like the days of zombie-Spears may finally be over. You can see that fire in her eyes that's been missing for the last couple of years, even if it's masked by 17, 345 hair whips. She whips that hair back and forth! Can we also point out that the Britney is looking mighty fine. I think it's safe to say we can refer to her as being sexy instead of crazy-sexy from this point forward. Well done.


What say you, general public? Are we fans of 'Till The World Ends?'