The Medicine Cabinet #20

THE MEDICINE CABINET:

WITH QUEEN JAN

by Nayt Housman

Music is my medicine. Is it yours? I ask the public six golden questions to find out if and how they use music to feed the soul. 

Jan by Nayt Housman

Last week I shared with you all the music loves of my father, so this week I bring you the Queen of my world, my 67yo mumma Jan. As children we always wonder how much of an influence our parents have on all aspects of our life. I definitely felt some connections to my dads taste in music (maybe not Nickelback) so how do my own musical flavours compare with mother dearest? In her youth mum was a bit of a keen fashionista, a pretty snazzy dancer and was pretty good with a ball or two (basketball and netball duh). Of course I take after her in those aspects though these days the words “breathe in peace; I am peaceful” are more likely to be uttered by Jan than “Lets get loose and cut loose bitches!!” So how does my music taste compare?


Thinking of music as medicine:


Who are the musicians and/or bands that flick your switch and turn up the volume?


Jan: Fleetwood Mac, Goldfrapp, Bee Gees, Everything But The Girl, Sade and a bit of Shania Twain. Oh and Icehouse particularly the Man Of Colours album.

 
Why do you think they are the pills that cure your ills?


Jan: A lot of them take you back in time to a time and place that is very different. Some make you feel that you want to dance, some make you feel calm like you want to sit and listen and some make you feel very emotional.

What kind of high do they give you?


Jan: Some of them give me goosebumps. It’s a euphoric feeling, makes you feel alive. Makes you want to do things that you haven’t done for a long time. TO DANCE!

 

When do you find yourself craving music for relief?


Jan: Probably I don’t. I used to a long time ago. I enjoy listening but I don’t really crave to listen to music, probably because I’ve become boring dull and uninteresting *laughs*. I don’t know?

Where in life, home, and your world does music take you?

Jan: Some music takes me back to Melbourne. Where I used to work we had a pretty crazy social life at Hertzfeld’s department store. So it brings back memories of that and my boss Mari.

 Those tight, white pants! We know who dresses to the left...

How do you share your music love?


Jan: I probably don’t. There’s music that I like, but no I don’t. We used to go to concerts and live shows and pubs where we’d sit and listen to people with friends and sometimes strangers.

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I almost don’t know how to process this interview with Jan. On one hand, this is the person I spent the most time in my youth listening to music with and the one who taught me how to love these sounds, but on the other this is a woman who has seemingly grown passed that very music.


Even though it has the power to conjure vivid memories and to force a worn and tired body to desire the stimulating movements of dance maybe it’s not as powerful as I always imagined it could be? Music can ignite emotions we’d forgotten were there, it can inspire change and move, can bring the world together and split people apart but what happens when that power is lost? Maybe all of this is just a phase of life that is no longer significant and those memories and emotions no longer feel relevant. This could be why some, like Mother Dearest, no longer crave the stimulation of music? I wonder how I will feel in 30 years? Will music have become more of a novelty and just something that plays in the background while my focus is on more serious aspects of my reality?


I shall dub this “The New Prescription Effect”. When music has served its purpose for most of one's life but loses its effect. The memories of how it once worked are still there but the need to take a daily dose has been replaced by something else. It’s time for a new prescription then. What can take the place of music? Maybe when a person loses the need to listen it’s time to learn to play? Take a tap dancing class and channel music in a different way? Learn to DJ?


Doctor Nayt’s prescription is to find new ways to include music in your life. Music doesn’t have to be purely for listening pleasure and there’s no such thing as age limits in music. However if you’re not feeling it when it’s coming from the radio then there are plenty of other ways to enjoy it. Next time you’re sitting in silence staring into space, grab that pen next to you and start tapping on the table. Then with your other hand start tapping your fingers and BAM you got a rhythm. Then start whistling if you can whistle or humming if you can’t and POW you got a melody. Before you know it you’ll be channeling your own experiences into lyrics and do you know what a beat + lyrics + melody =? A MOTHER QUACKING SONG! Music is everywhere you go. It’s the rhythm when you walk, the birds that sing when you stroll the neighbourhood, it’s in the laughter of the kids playing down the street or the dog barking in the back yard. Don’t ignore it. Explore it!

The Candy Shop #10

Guilty!

by Nayt Housman

The music industry is guilty, guilty of some heinous crimes against humanity. Perhaps no musician is guiltier than Robert Palmer for such crimes…Robert Palmer you are hereby found guilty of assaulting our ears and eyes with your bad suits, cheesy lyrics and mute entourage of women (I really do love their outfits and makeup though; shhhhh).


Evidence example #1 -  Addicted To Love

 

 

I can almost forgive this seeing as it was 1986 and cheese was all the rage but at the halfway point I’m already dry.

Evidence example #2 - Simply Irresistible

 

It was 1989, his career stalled so he decided to release a song almost the same as Addicted To Love. Why Robert? WHY? You couldn’t even come up with a new concept for the video? Shame on you.

Evidence example #3 - Shania Twain

 

The worst part is you provoked retaliation from Shania Twain who clearly has equally bad taste, cheesy lyrics and her version of the mute entourage (what’s with the goggles?)

 

We can all rest peacefully knowing that old Robert Palmer can no longer subject us to his terrible music (R.I.P. old Bob) and Shania Twain is now a recluse somewhere (probably birthing lil country bumpkin babies). The only time you ever have to listen to these abominations of pop is when music blogs rehash them in order to ridicule them. No T no shade!

It's All Coming Back To Me Now - Super What?

 Super Bowl. It's all about the football, apparently. .

Super Bowl. Super What? Super Half Time! 

by Jo Michelmore

Something happened recently which was a pretty big deal to some people, a lot of those people in America. Whenever I say America I burst into that song from West Side Story; "I want to live in Am-er-eeeeeeee-caaaahhhhh" (my editor can vouch for that, unless he beats me to the song first) but that's a whole other story about my long lost dreams of a career in musical theatre. I never really had those dreams. Rock dreams are where it's at, but anyway, I digress....

So this thing, it was a sporting event that stops a nation and probably parts of others. They call it the Super Bowl. This I don't understand, as I don't really know what's so super about it and I don't believe bowling is involved. However, from my home far away from Beyonce, here in Australia, there's even something for me at the Super Bowl and it involves the half time entertainment. The half time entertainment has everything I love; pyrotechnics, a chance of total embarrassment on a very big stage, choreography at it's best (and sometimes worst), a little lip synching, a lot of hype and a whole lot of theatre. There's been so many styles of entertainment over the years, let's look at just a couple...

The Legends Of The Music Industry Performance

Michael Jackson (1993)

 

Love him, hate him, whatever. Jam, Billie Jean, Black Or White, We Are The World and the obligatory preach-ey Heal The World. The intro is awesome, it's Michael Jackson at a highpoint in his career and it's a pleasure to watch. My favourite bit? Go to about 5:00. Audience participation. Cards in the air! This only ever happens at these huge events! I love cards in the air! Waiting for someone, just one person to screw it up and hold the black instead of the white or something of the like. Next bucket list item: acheive audience card participation. Yes!

The Variety Pack Performance

Shania Twain, No Doubt, Sting (2003)

 

I can see it now, the producers of the Super Bowl, all sitting around a table.

"Country music, we need country music"

"Something the kids will love, we need to get the kids watching"

"A hot chick. That'll keep 'em watching"

"I've always liked Sting"

"Man I feel like a woman...."

No one could decide which market they were aiming for that year so they just had a mash of genres and hoped someone watched. Those that did were lucky enough to see Shania attempt to claim her femininity in an awful leather/sequin combination followed by No Doubt actually making a statement about femininity with a pant/sequin combination and then Sting flaunting his femininity with his t-shirt/wide-leg-high-waist-pant combination. This is all a bit weird but it does feature Gwen Stefani, so that makes it ok.

The Just A Bunch Of Fun, We're Cashing In Performance

The Rolling Stones (2006)

 

See, this is good. Just a bunch of old guys who knew how to rock, still have a go at it and still look like they're having fun. My favourite bit? Beside the fact they are performing on a giant lips stage, at 1:11 things start looking shakey in the tongue area and an audience underneath a giant sheet are revealed. Imagine how much fun that would have been under there! Imagine how hot that would have been under there! Imagine how much that would have smelt under there! Ok, stop imagining. Just enjoy Keith Richards, one of my favourite rock stars ever, pickled perfectly.

The Controversial Performance

Janet Jackson, P Diddy, Nelly, Kid Rock and Justin Timberlake (2004)

 

You know, this one caused such a stir. So much controversy. It was just a nipple. Not even. A nipple shield. When Nelly sang "take off all your clothes", he didn't mean on stage, Janet. More controversial? Who was responsible for letting Kid Rock on the stage? In fact, who's responsible for Kid Rock in general? Who let him wear that hat? Who let him out of the trailer park? Where did he park his pickup truck when he played this gig? Why Kid Rock, why? So many questions, so few answers, so much controversy.