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Showing posts with label Guy Sebastian. Show all posts

Thursday, 21 May 2015

Eurovision. I Don't Get It Either.


Ukraine. I still don't get it.

But I Love It
by Jo Michelmore


It comes to this time of the year (my favourite time of the year) and the comments start rolling in, the messages start increasing and the texts are never ending. Eurovision time. For me, better than Christmas. Better than Easter, better than Hanukkah, better than Chinese New Year, better than St Patricks Day, Mardi Gras and Oktoberfest. Better than the Queens Birthday long weekend. Combine all of them and it's better than that. Tis that time of year for my favourite thing, ever, ever.




Eurovision. You go to Sweden to see one once and everyone thinks you're an expert. I'm not complaining about that, I probably do know a little more than your average punter. And this year, even Australia gets to compete.




Yes, Australia, which isn't part of Europe. At all. I know. I don't get it as much as you don't. But the truth is, Eurovision? I didn't ever get it.




Germany sent gold sequined cowboys and disco girls sounding like S Club 7 in 2000. I didn't get that.




Finland sent a guy named Paradise in 2011. His song started with the words "Peter is smart, he knows each European country by heart". I didn't really get that. 




Spain sent a guy in 2008 who played 'Old McDonald' on a plastic toy guitar, I think (hope) he wore a wig and said "chiki chiki" a lot. I didn't get that, not even a little bit. 




Greece sent a bunch of guys dressed in futuristic medieval suits singing about passwords in 2002. I don't know their passwords and I certainly didn't get that.





Lithuania sent six businessmen to tell everyone they were the winners in 2006. They came sixth. I really didn't get that.




And Romania sent a operatic dubstep vampire to compete in 2013. That's the year I went and I still don't get it. But the thing about Eurovision is, that's all exactly what I love about it. Bad dancing, terrible costumes, sequins sequins sequins, awful lyrics, confusing pop and even more confusing rock, political voting, women with beards (don't tell me those Russian grannies didn't have facial hair issues) and glitter. Oh so much glitter. I don't get any of it and I don't want to because I ADORE it. In my dream world, it would be Eurovision day every single day of the year. Or I'd get to go every year. Or if nothing else, Guy Sebastian wins this year, so Australia can send someone as equally as awesome as Jedward next year. I never thought I'd say it, but pleeeeeeeeease win Eurovision Australia!




I know, I know. The hair. The shoulder pads. The bouncing. I don't get it either. But I LOVE it.

Monday, 26 November 2012

New Music Monday #33





For The Wolfman
by Tired Lion

 


Probably my favourite thing the past couple of days has been hitting the play button again and again on the new track ‘For The Wolfman’ from Perth four piece Tired Lion. Beginning softly with the sweet voice of singer Sophie Hopes it only takes a verse to fall in love before the emotionally charged guitar kicks in and the vocal pleads “stay away from me….” There’s such a fresh, almost live sound to the song so with every listen I’m waiting for something different to happen and pleasantly surprised when it ends because it means I can hear it again from the start. The hypnotic guitar riff throughout is mesmerizing and with one song it’s obvious this is a band that know the power of light and dark and understand the pleasure in taking their listeners on a little journey through song. Although there are comparisons to a whole bunch of shoe-gazing 90’s alternative bands, I don’t like to cast a pre-conceived shadow over a band that clearly have their own talent and sound and hopefully have a big future ahead of them. You really should just press play, but be warned, you’ll be pressing it again and again….and again.



Jo Michelmore gives 'For The Wolfman' four Michael Hutchence's out of five...



Deep End
by Future Relative



Brooklyn's Future Relative are one act you can mark as 'keep an eye on' in 2013. If their new track 'Deep End' is anything to go by, they're going to be offering us some of the greatest electronic/pop jams of the year. Borderline industrial and 100% ready for the floor, 'Deep End' is that perfect track to get you in the mood for a good dance and one massive night out. Future Relative bravely distance themselves from dance trends while maintaining a good grasp of what makes a pop tune work. It leaves you jumping around screaming, "I am a lonely hunter," along with vocalist Armand Aviram and, at the end of the day, that's all a great track really needs to do. We'll be keeping a close eye on these guys.



Matt Bond gives 'Deep End' four Shirley Manson's out of five...


NEW MUSIC VIDEOS OF THE WEEK:


Florence: She's just really sad and stuff.


Lover To Lover
by Florence + The Machine

 


Despite my attempts to resist the video for what seems like Florence's seventy-first single from Ceremonials, I just can't. It's Florence + The Machine. It's 'Lover To Lover.' It's beautifully shot and tells a great little story. Just one thing. Why is every indie chanteuse hooking up with an old fella in her video these days?



Matt Bond gives the 'Lover To Lover' video three Karen O's out of five...


Guy: He just really cares and stuff.
 
Get Along
by Guy Sebastian 




Guy Sebastian, it's not that I dislike him, it's just I can't find much to really like. There’s nothing especially offensive about this clip, but there’s absolutely nothing inspiring about it either, which is a problem when it’s obviously supposed to be a political statement; “dear God, dear soul, dear Mary, Mohammed, can we all just get along, can we all just get along?” Well, obviously not, or the world would be a very different place, wouldn’t it? Shots of Sebastian looking pensive interspersed with newsreel footage of people from all corners of the planet; this isn’t new, this isn’t life changing and this isn’t very good. Some musicians seem to be able to tread a fine line between entertainer and preacher/political analyst/commentator, but those that do it well are rare. The rest just seem fake and a little ignorant. I’m sorry Guy, but could you leave your preaching sentiments at home, there are already enough people with ill-informed opinions on this planet. How about you just stick to entertaining teenagers?   



Jo Michelmore gives the 'Get Along' video one Nikki Webster out of five... 

Monday, 14 May 2012

New Music Monday #7





Not Your Kind of People (Album)
by Garbage (2012)



You may have noticed that I'm 100% in love with Garbage and the four albums they have released since 1995. So you probably already know before reading this review that I'm 100% in love with their fifth studio album, Not Your Kind of People. There was never any doubt I was going to be anything but impressed, amazed, in awe etc. Shirley Manson, Butch Vig, Duke Erikson and Steve Marker have never let their fans down before, so why should this be any different? 'Automatic Systematic Habit' opens the album with just the right amount of infectious energy to draw you right into Garbage's world. The track establishes right off the bat that this isn't going to be a collection of 90s throwback songs; the sound is modern, exciting and when the guitars let loose after the intro segment I found myself literally wanting to jump for joy. And then dance. And then incorporate jumping into my dancing. Shirley Manson has developed to the point that she can truly be named as one of the greatest front-women of all time. Scratch that, one of the greatest fronts for a band, female or male, of all time. Vig, Erikson and Marker match their leading lady every step of the way. They're not focused on creating the pop sound of BeautifulGarbage, they're not focused on making a statement like Bleed Like Me... they're just three great rock musicians that are focused on making an incredible album. Combine that with Manson's return to a lyrical style that leaves a lot of interpretation to the listener and you've got a winning LP on your hands. 


'Big Bright World' stands out with its upbeat feel. Well, it's upbeat for a Garbage song. It's also another demonstration of the band's maturing sound. When I read reviews that just mention, "here's Garbage with another 90s sounding album," I'll just chuckle and listen to the chorus in 'Big Bright World.' Imagine it alongside tracks like 'Queer' and 'Milk' on Garbage or 'You Look So Fine' and 'Temptation Waits' from Version 2.0. Garbage's new sound is that of a band that's refused to stay stagnant, a band that's grown over time and a band that continues to push themselves into new territory. 'Blood For Poppies' continues to grow on me with every listen. By the time that Shirley reflects with the final line, "I feel like I'm miles away," I'm already waiting to hit repeat. Out of the eleven tracks on the album's standard edition, this is the most 90s, classic Garbage sounding track, but it still has that modern edge to it that makes you want to hear it again and again. One track that will definitely appeal to new and older fans is 'Control.' Driving to work on Friday and listening to 'Control,' I can't even explain how happy I was. No, not because it's a happy song... because I knew I was listening to something special, a song that screamed Garbage and a song on an album that was everything I hoped it would be and more. "I can feel I lost control, I let my guard down, I let the truth out." Stop that Shirley... you're just too good with those lyrical wonders.




When it comes to debating what songs on Not Your Kind of People can be declared 'future classics,' 'I Hate Love' will always be a contender. "Love promises nothing, and then your love dies." Driven as much by the lyrics as the delicious music, 'I Hate Love' finely balances angst, loss, hurt and bitterness. A song like this is exactly why I love Garbage so much. They're counter-culture. They go against everything we're told pop music is meant to be. Not to single out one song, but this is the exact opposite of Rihanna's 'We Found Love.' Garbage haven't made a successful career out of escapism anthems, they're a success because they create an honest connection with the listener and open up a realistic dialogue. I don't know how many people can say they've found love in a hopeless place, but I can name a dozen that can relate to this; "Love makes you desperate and feeling a fool, love makes you ruthless and love makes you cruel." Some might say this is depressing. I say it's perfect and real. You've got your guitars-a-blazing money single in 'Battle In Me.' We gave it 5/5 last month and it's without a doubt one of the best songs you're going to hear all year. By the time you get to 'Beloved Freak,' the standard edition's closing number, I can understand why you'd be a little exhausted. Garbage limited their usual ballad count for Not Your Kind of People, a risky move when pacing an album, but it works. Oh does it work. 'Beloved Freak' makes you wish the album was never going to end, but knowing that it's going to, at least it ends on such an up note. Again, not the standard for a Garbage album. "You're not certain when you feel, hurt, get violent when you deal, with how the world drags you along, you're not alone." If you've been a fan of Garbage, you'll understand this lyric completely. 


Shirley, Butch, Duke and Steve have given their fans an opportunity to be part of something special... again. I can only say thank you. Album of the Year contender for sure. If you're a fan of Garbage's previous work, you're going to fall so far in love with Not Your Kind of People, you won't be listening to anything else for the foreseeable future. If you're not a fan of Garbage's previous work, what is wrong with you I strongly encourage you to still give the album a try. You'll find it mighty hard to find a better alternative release this year.




 



Matt Bond gives Not Your Kind of People five Bjork's out of five...


Gold
by Guy Sebastian
Album: Armageddon (2012)





Well, someone's got a bad case of James Brown envy, don't they? 











Jo Michelmore gives 'Gold' two Veronica's out of five...


NEW MUSIC VIDEO OF THE WEEK


Addicted To You
by Shakira
Album: Sale el Sol (2010)





Sex, I mean... Shakira, I mean... hi. Absolutely nothing happens in this song and I have no idea what she's singing, but it's nice to have our yearly reminder that Shakira is super attractive. 












Matt Bond gives the 'Addicted To You' video two Ke$ha's out of five...