Song of the Day - Hung Up

I teach you how to dance, yes?

Madonna - Hung Up

Album: Confessions on a Dance Floor (2005)

So you think you can dance? Good for you. For those of us that make dancing resemble a reenactment of child birth or can only manage that awkward step to the left, step to the right move with random finger pointing and a bit of face framing (named the 'Matt Bond special'), I say you too can be an amazing dancer when you've got the right song. I recommend 'Hung Up' by Madonna, Queen of Pop. It has all the elements needed to bring out the Michael Flatley inside of you. Well, it has one; the slow motion 'tick-tock' bit where you can pretend you too are a slow motion superstar... arms flailing as slowly as possible, movement of the head from left to right, again, as slowly as possible. Anyway, if all else fails, just learn Elaine's dance from Seinfeld. Those moves will never (ever) let you down.