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Thursday, 24 July 2014

The A to Z of Pop - O is for One (Two, Three And Four)




The A to Z of Pop
by Jo Michelmore


Whoever said pop stars weren't smart? No one probably, but just to prove it, as we've now reached O in the A to Z of Pop and a whole post dedicated to One Direction didn't really interest me and pop stars from Ohio, Oklahoma and Osaka didn't really bring up anyone that exciting, maths it is.


One





A family known more for their moves than their maths, at least five of The Jacksons knew how to count and they would have appreciated the first three letters of this alphabet, if nothing else. If only Michael's maths skills could have saved him from his ultimate untimely fate.


Two




One of the Jackson sisters proved how much more intelligent than her brothers she was by having much less plastic surgery counting from five...backward. This sisters name doesn't start in La and end in Toya. Just saying.


Three




I'm not the world's biggest Bruno Mars fan, but I do love a ukulele and I especially love a singalong and even more especially I love an out of tune singalong. Throw a "like one two three" in there and everything is almost perfect...except for one of the laziest rhyming lyric counts ever. 'You' rhymes with more than just 'two' Bruno. Just saying.


Four




This one is my fave, 'cause it's so smart it's hidden. Missy Elliott might not technically be pop, but I'm not doing an 'A to Z of Hip Hop' next, so I'm gonna stick her in here. Bet you can't even find the 1, 2, 3, 4. It's there. Just trust me...and you're welcome. 

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

The Medicine Cabinet #28




GRETA, CAN'T BE BETTER!
by Nayt Housman


Music is my medicine. Is it yours? I ask the public six golden questions to find out if and how they use music to feed the soul.


In my daily life I come across some beautiful people and one of them who I just happen to know through my daily job is gorgeous Greta! How did we become friends you ask? Well 41yo Gretski, just like me, has a passion for art, a dirty sense of humour and quite exquisite taste in music, so it was inevitable that we’d hit it off and become sisters from another mister. So even though I already knew she loved great music, there’s always more to find out and besides I pretty much just wanted to draw her lovely face.


Greta by Nayt Housman

Thinking of music as medicine:


Who are the musicians and/or bands that flick your switch and turn up the volume?


Greta: Okay so when I’m painting I always have to have music on and depending on the music that I listen to it really sets the mood but there’s always favourites like KT Tunstall, I love her. Drastic Fantastic and Eye To The Telescope, both of those albums I pretty much love every song because she’s a poet. Things that she says, it’s like she’s writing my life! Like 'The Universe And You', listen to that one because that’s how I used to feel about things and still do about some but things change. I always listen to Radiohead, that’s if I’m feeling like I’m a bit depressed. He’s beautiful, so beautiful but it’s hard to paint through the tears and then I will listen to a bit of Powderfinger; I love Powderfinger and because one of the first paintings when I started painting again was Bernard Fanning from their last concert in Brisbane. So I listen to them a lot but then I’ll listen to like blues, lots of different… from old, old blues then you know what? Then I’ll listen to fricken NOVA just for all the pop shit, just for whatever. Honestly a bit of everything, even INXS and I’ve just recently got back into them because my son brought me the Kick album on CD so I listen to it sometimes on full bore!




Why do you think they are the pills that cure your ills?


Greta: Some like INXS it’s purely the rhythm of the music, that’s a big thing for me, is the way it sounds and how that makes me feel but then other artists like Adele and KT Tunstall, it’s about what they say. You know another favourite of mine and he always makes me cry too is Ben Harper. They’re all deep and that’s good for when I’m painting.




What kind of high do they give you?


Greta: It’s hard because usually I’m pissed so usually I’m on a high anyway HAHAHA! But if I’m in the car singing along, because usually I’ve had a shit customer or something like that, I’ll get in the car and I’ll sing at the top of my voice. It is cathartic and it just makes me feel better about the day if I can REALLY sing because I sing a lot by myself, really loudly too.




When do you find yourself craving music for relief?


Greta: As mentioned before and if someone’s upset me, disappointments, like if someone disappoints me I try to get out of that feeling sad or whatever by putting some sort of loud music on. Especially KT Tunstall because a lot of the stuff she says in her songs I relate to.




Where in life, home, and your world does music take you?


Greta: It actually takes me away from reality like you know even sadly enough, sometimes I fantasize about being on The Voice, X-Factor or Australia’s Got Talent. I fantasize about just DOING IT, not that I ever will because I’m an old lady and that would be really embarrassing.




How do you share your music love?


Greta: Well it’s really translated through especially Jack [my son]. Jack is extremely musical and I think it’s because I sing all the time and it’s always been like that with the kids, always singing and Jack is a fabulous guitarist. He’s really getting into the singing as well now and he’s actually got quite a good voice. I think it does translate, I think obviously his dad being an ex musician and a singer, it’s in the blood but I think just having it around them all the time they’ve just absorbed it.


Do you have a main motto or mantra in life?


Greta: Drag my fucking arse out of bed and get through the day!


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It’s pretty obvious now after doing this for six months that “creativity” and “fantasy” are two of the main driving forces to why we listen to music. Music stimulates emotional and physical responses, which drives creativity through fantasy. The most powerful thing is how people who feel this way about music are brought together almost magnetically. Music is like a magnetic drug for dreamers and inspiring for the people around them. 


I shall dub this “THE DREAM MAGNET EFFECT!” (Imagine that was in a booming echoed voice). When people are randomly drawn together through the music that allows them to be free and creative. That to me is a pretty powerful thing and when people come together through their music it has the power to inspire others.


Doctor Nayt’s prescription this week is, when you meet someone new just start singing your fave songs to them. They’ll either look at you weird and probably walk away, or they’ll possibly look you in the eye and knowingly smile while giving you the nod of approval. If you’re truly kindred they may even start singing along with you. Actually why not just start singing to people who you THINK you know? You may find a new link that brings you together with a familiar or that makes you closer friends than you originally thought.

Song Review - U-Huh




U-Huh
by Tkay Maidza (single out now)





Chitty bang-bang, chitty bang-bang... Tkay Maidza is undeniably the new Queen of Cool, following up last year's 'Brontosaurus' with the insanely infectious new tune 'U-Huh'. This is in no way a slow burner. One listen is all it takes to have you cursing those haters and making poor attempts to spit out these rhymes with expert execution like superstar in the making, Maidza. The lady is clearly already a master of the rap craft, leaving many of her local contemporaries in the dust. The Azealia Banks comparisons are going to be a thing, but you've got to believe Tkay's going to be a more permanent fixture in the industry and she's definitely pulling off more of an M.I.A swag on 'U-Huh' with the help of Elk's production skills. 


Comparisons suck though and really, there's no need for them here. Maidza is paving her own way and the sounds she's creating are very much her own. 'U-Huh' is electronic, it's rap, it's hip hop, it's oh-so-poppy and it's totally brilliant, fresh and unique. It's so many things, but the most important 'thing' is that it's fun and will make you want to dance as you listen to it over and over again. How you would not be able to dance to this, I couldn't tell you. I heard it on my laptop for the first time and was dancing in my living room. I heard it in the car and was.... being very safe and driving appropriately... while dancing! I want to hear this out at 'ze clubs' because I think when it gets to the chitty bang-bang segments people will come up with some really creative moves. Anyway... you will want to dance. You will dance! 


This is your new jam, this is the real sound of Australian hip hop in 2014 and this is the next big thing right here. To think this is still just the start of Tkay Maidza's music journey is crazy. I'm going to be loving 'U-Huh' for a long, long time, but I can't wait to hear what she's going to come up with next. 


Matt Bond gives 'U-Huh' five Jay-Z heads out of five...   

Monday, 21 July 2014

Song Review - Her Name




Her Name
by Humans As Animals (available on bandcamp)
 EP: Eukaria (due August 1)




Whoa, this certainly isn’t where I was expecting to end up this weekend. Let me look around, where am I? What is this place? I see a guy over there with a nose piercing and a girl over there with a Japanese inspired tattoo. There’s someone wearing baggy cargo pants with about a thousand pockets and yes, that’s a guy wearing a skirt, a flannel shirt and some Doc Marten boots, in combination. You don’t see that every day in 2014. Now give me a moment to compose myself and listen. There’s a simple beat and a funk track that is oh so familiar I can’t even put my finger on where I’ve heard it before, but it’s comfortable, not at all out of place in this strange place.


An Australian twang, some voices harmonising some “bah bah be-yow” and suddenly I’m right there, in the afternoon sun, in the middle of a field with a thousand or so other people and an unnamed Australian band who are really hot right now on the J’s, playing to an audience more interested in not liking anything the mainstream do, man, regardless of how good or bad that is (insert any festival late-90s here). Luckily for them, four piece Humans As Animals aren’t actually that bad. They may be re-living an era long gone, but it was a good era, so why complain about that? It’s a little bit 90s Faith No More/Red Hot Chili Peppers/Brisbane band Custard, a little bit mid 00s Butterfingers, and a little bit early 00s Foo Fighters (no one in the rock world does poorly dressed man as woman quite as well as Dave Grohl though) and throw in a guy who looks like a reject from 90s Sydney band Tumbleweed and you got the debut single; ‘Her Name’ from Melbourne’s Humans As Animals.


It’s a little bit of stoner rock fun and even though I was lost in the time machine that took me back to the mid 90s for a few minutes there, the mid 90s seemed like a good place to land. I’m not going to complain about being taken there whenever I press play.


Jo Michelmore gives ‘Her Name’ three Kurt Cobain heads out of five…


If you want to hop in the 90s time machine you can join Humans As Animals at their Eukaria EP launch show at The Evelyn in Melbourne on August 14. August 14 2014, that is.

Song Review - I Love You Money




I Love You Money
by Lowell
Album: We Loved Her Dearly (out September 16)




This week, a friend of mine posted a status on facebook about his disappointment in the new Sia album. While I don't necessarily agree, we can't all agree on everything, each to their own and that's the beauty of our separate tastes and pop music. This status in turn started me on an internet search for more pop, not the usual top 40 commercial radio pop, but something with a little more grunt than that.


That's when I stumbled across Lowell, a Canadian/American/English pop star who I haven't stumbled across before, but now that I've found her world, I'm not sure I can leave. It seems her brand of pop is strong, ruthless, unforgiving and unquestionably catchy, all things I like and all things I love in all music, not just pop. 'I Love You Money' is a true musical delight; original enough to force a stop and listen, catchy enough to make me want to bounce around at every second beat and there are enough unusual sounds, yelps and woos to have me throw my hands in the air but not enough to alienate me. This is one of those tracks that makes you pump your fists at the sky because goddamn, you've heard something amazing and it's different enough to make you think you've found it before all your friends, even though it's on the internet for everyone in the world to hear (and you're welcome if I've just introduced you too. Good, isn't it?)


'I Love You Money', the first track from her debut album We Loved Her Dearly, is available in the US/UK and Canadian markets on September 16 and if the rest of the album is anything like this, I may need to relocate in a few months time to get my hands on a copy (alternatively, thank goodness for the internet). Now I don't know if my friend who had thoughts about Sia would like Lowell, but thank goodness for them both anyway, because each to their own, we can't all agree on everything, but I found someone new I like, and that is the beauty of pop music.
 

Jo Michelmore gives 'I Love You Money' four Kimbra heads out of five...

Sunday, 20 July 2014

Top 25 - 20 July, 2014


Little May, The Kite String Tangle, Angus and Julia Stone + Ella Hooper!


1. Little May - Dust





2. Harts - Angels Walk Below





3. The Kite String Tangle - Arcadia





4. The Presets - No Fun





5. Grimes ft. Blood Diamonds - Go





6. The Griswolds - Down and Out





7. Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora - Black Widow





8. Thelma Plum - How Much Does Your Love Cost?





9. Ella Hooper - The Red Shoes





10. Angus and Julia Stone - Death Defying Acts





11. Jessie Frye - Shape of a Boy
 




12. Kingswood - I Can Feel That You Don't Love Me





13. Christine and The Queens - Saint Claude





14. Vance Joy - Mess Is Mine





15. Jessie Ware - Tough Love





16. Pepa Knight - Clams





17. Velociraptor - Sneakers





18. Nussy - Dizzy





19. Lana Del Rey - Old Money





20. Hopium ft. Phoebe Lou - Dreamers





21. Foxsmith - Pentimento





22. Breaking Hart Benton - More Than You Deserve





23. Augie March - After The Crack Up





24. Death From Above 1979 - Trainwreck 1979





25. Cash For Gold - Black Metal Queen